Is it more offensive for me to call them a bad parent or for them to accuse me of being an uber-creep?

Note from the editor: Sock Puppet Army has always had my vote for funniest restaurant blog around. I went away, but now it is back! Start at the beginning, Netflix style, and you will be hooked.

  Who else would get a chuckle out of this?  Why not share it with them.

  When you put it that way….

While these restaurateurs may never have intended to provide their patrons with terrible names for their businesses, they certainly did.

  Am I right?  Let me know if this is different at your restaurant.

Today’s restaurants love automation. Whether it’s conveyor belt sushi, iPad ordering or drones that bring your food right to the table, restaurant owners are always looking for a gimmick that attracts customers and might just save them some money. But back in the 1920s, an inventor in Michigan had his own idea for automating the […]

10 Fictional Restaurant I Wish Were Real

Everybody should work at least a month in a restaurant before they’re allowed to eat in one.