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Random Thoughts From A Server 57: Pouring Water | Restaurant Laughs
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  When working in a restaurant with carpet, my standard line is, “If you never water the carpet, it won’t grow.” Need to find a different line wh

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Random Thoughts From A Server 59: If I Were Gay | Restaurant Laughs
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  I prefer the ladies, but making rednecks nervous is awfully fun too.

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Random Thoughts From A Server 60: Class | Restaurant Laughs
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Can I get an Amen?

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Random Thoughts from a Server 62: Wine Keys | Restaurant Laughs
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A moment of silence for all the wine keys that have moved on to the land of lost socks, lighters, and pens.

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If Hostesses Ruled The World | Restaurant Laughs
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Restaurant servers are a highly diverse group of individuals.  I think within this occupation you can find as much diversity of backgrounds and beliefs as an

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CLASSIC BAR LINES |
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There’s nothing quite like conversations in a bar … the quotable lines keep coming.

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Excusez-moi? French cafe charges rude customers extra – NBC News.com
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Prices posted at a cafe in France suggest that a spoonful of politesse will sweeten the prices for a cup of joe. Ordering simply “a…

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Why Not To Date Co-Workers | Restaurant Laughs
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It is that time of year.  Love or at least heavy lust is in the air.   That means just one thing in the restaurant business.  It is too hot to sit on th

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FUBAR (and then a beautiful moment) |
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In the military, and in the restaurant business, FUBAR seems to be the status-quo. Then something like this happens …

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